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Total Medals Earned: 446 (From 89 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,495 Points

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Depict1

Medals Earned: 3/10 (55/275 points)

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 13/44 (105/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 8/12 (60/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

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Evil Goat

Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)

First Arrow 5 Points

Use arrow for first time

First Death 5 Points

Die for the first time

First Kill 5 Points

Kill your first child

Starter Villain 5 Points

Finish the first 5 levels

First Portal 5 Points

Use portal for first time

Almost Villain 10 Points

Finish the first 10 levels

Complete Villain 25 Points

Finish all 15 levels

Marvelous Villain 25 Points

Beat the minimum in all levels

Fracuum

Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)

Defense 5 Points

Obtain the gun

Money 5 Points

Collect a coin

Murder 5 Points

Murder an enemy

Win 10 Points

Beat the game

Massacre 25 Points

Kill all the enemies

Riches 25 Points

Collect all the coins

100% 50 Points

Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Frozen Pixel Hunt

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)

Just checking! 5 Points

Check out the Frozen Pixel Hunt.

Dime 5 Points

Find 10

Follow Me! 5 Points

Follow me on Newgrounds.com

Gift 5 Points

Buy the Pixel poster!

Hunt of HORROR 5 Points

Play the first game.

Fiddy 25 Points

Find 50

It's Elementary 50 Points

Find 101

100% 100 Points

Find all 173

Time Trial 100 Points

Find all 173 in under 4 minuets

Hacker vs Hacker

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/320 points)

Button Pressed 5 Points

Do you have the guts to start play?

First Hack 5 Points

Infect your first PC!

Gold Man 5 Points

Win a gold cup!

Junior Programmer 5 Points

Code 50 viruses!

Junior Systems Administrator 5 Points

Build

Senior Programmer 10 Points

Code 200 viruses!

Senior Systems Administrator 10 Points

Build 200 turrets!

Hacker 25 Points

Complete the game.

Lead Programmer 25 Points

Code 500 viruses!

Lead Systems Administrator 25 Points

Build 500 turrets!

Famous Hacker 50 Points

Complete the game with at least all silver cups.

Nerd 50 Points

Upgrade everything at maximum level.

Hacker King 100 Points

Complete the game with all gold cups.

Handless millionaire

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)

Your right hand 5 Points

Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your left hand 5 Points

Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your fingers 25 Points

Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.